Be human.

Have billions of tons of atmosphere directly above you

Don’t explode

Make it make sense

This perfectly encapsulates how anti vaxxers and others think. “Ive thought it through and it cantnbebright”. Its incredible how we can have access to vast amounts of information and yet live in an age of gleeful ignorance.

It’s not pressure under the wings, it’s fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.

(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it’s not fake.)