I took it a step further once: we were playing DSA (can’t recommend, I don’t like the system) and it has a spell called Objectovoco (German source, sorry). That spell allows you to ask objects yes or no questions that they have to answer truthfully. So I was basically interrogating the furniture when we were supposed to have no witnesses to ask.
Das Schwartze Auge
“The Black Eye.” The spell name is interesting, coming from a German game - “object” is spelled the English way and “voco” clearly alludes to “vocal,” a word that derives from Latin, not German.
Wizard did it.
Ww? What?? It wasn’t me!
Yeah it was.
Are you really saying you saw the wizard do it?
No, but it was him.
Druid: “Okay, can you explain what has happened?”
Druid Spell Target: “Oh, absolutely. But you need to do me one favor, first.”
Druid: “Anything, just name it.”
Druid Spell Target: “EXTINGUISH ME!!!”
Animal: “I’m on fire, do you mind?”
Druid: “No, I don’t mind at all.”
I fucking love it when the Druid talks to animals
