I would be “Ymmel nav Loser”. I’d think I’m actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and… that spot.

Even though I’m already fucked, let’s just say I would be even more fucked.

I’d be a carnivore, right wing religious moderate. I’d have friends, community, happiness and wealth.

Hmmm…

Nothing would change because souls don’t exist.