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cm0002@mander.xyz to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 days ago

Become trillionaire < domesticated bear buddies

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Become trillionaire < domesticated bear buddies

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cm0002@mander.xyz to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 days ago
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    Id say theres like a 25% chance you can hug a bear and come out unscathed.

    Just have to catch a bear without cubs, thats curious, and not particularly hungry at the moment, and then also get lucky.

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      So, about 25 times likelier than me getting laid once this decade?

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        It depends on if you get the bear drunk first.

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    Have you seen house cats? They’d kill us, too, if they were bigger.

    Considering dogs/wolves, humans kinda seem to have a thing for carnivora.

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      Step 1: Multi-generational effort to breed smaller and smaller bears.

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    Overpowered Chonky Dogs

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