Well thanks to all the jelly-spined democratic senators it certainly won’t be now.

Molesting tree

He’s literally jumping off the castle walls and running into the besieging army of fascists. Stay at your post you dummy.

Getting involved in a land war in Asia. Also going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Fallen for those blunders more than once!

The idiots that actually pay money for this are the same people who pay for WinRAR.

Michael Crichton’s widow has to be raging so hard right now

Thank you for the summary!

Mummies like Pelosi and Ginsburg should have gone back to their sarcophagi before they screwed everyone over.

Woah woah woah. Let’s not start world war 3 here! Let’s just be sensible and appease Putin some more and activate article 4 and discuss what we should do instead 🙄

He voted for Trump all three times.

I didn’t vote for any of this.