unalivejoy

That elf better be over 300 years old.

In factorio

If we go back any earlier, we’ll end up translating 16 bit applications.

The Union when the Confederate states try to change the reason for the war.

I see a few familiar faces, so you learned nothing last year.

But there will never be another Windows 10 update, so it’s really no longer an issue.

We need more cops like Clancy Wiggum.

Are you willing to provide government identification to prove you’re not a child?

This is a brainwashed child soldier.

There is one Groovy syntax that replaces some Java syntax: code blocks now become closures.

What you can write in Java as

{
    System.out.println("Hello, world!");
}

You would have to write in Groovy with a label

l: {
    System.out.println("Hello, world!");
}

You can probably adopt both for a large existing project. Old files get compiled with JPlus, new files will be written in Kotlin. Old files can also gradually be ported to kotlin.

Checks that no girls are around

Kisses my homies

Unfortunately these citations don’t come with a fine.

I think our only hope soon will be that the change is easy to patch out AND that downstream distributors care to remove it. Though I personally doubt they’ll be touching anything that isn’t related to the UI.

Is he having a Skinner “No, it’s the children who are wrong” moment?

And sometimes, it’s just decides to split to the right for some reason.

Unfortunately, Conservatives don’t understand sarcasm.

We’re taking turns.

Looks like the title got cut off.

“Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies”

My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?