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jaybone@lemmy.zipto
memes@lemmy.world•I literally describe breathtakingly good pizza as "cartoon pizza"English
9·19 hours agoWe’re still talking about hot dogs right?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Man who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultEnglish
7·22 hours agoFor civil suits, some states have something called anti-SLAP (?) laws, which try to do something similar by allowing the defendant to sue the plaintiff.
To go with your toast from the MechaHitler toaster, you can have a coffee from your MochaHitler coffee maker, while watching the birds at your PeckaHitler bird feeder. 🎵 “The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your Musk.”
You’d think you would sue the school district or something?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warnEnglish
1·23 hours agoIf we could actually do this, couldn’t we also send up large Sun ray blockers that would help us control global warming?
Fuck Centy is my new rap name.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump doesn’t understand the drug war he’s fightingEnglish
1·1 day agoWhite people don’t smoke weed?
lol what was he looking at? One of the parents that was suing him?
I never thought to use a search engine to generate a UUID. Interesting.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Palantir CTO says AI doomerism is driven by a lack of religionEnglish
13·1 day agoThis guy is a fucking idiot. Where do they find these people?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto
Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•The "Freedom of Russia" resistance movement destroyed dozens of locomotives across Russia, targeting their control systems to disrupt the transport of military supplies to the front.English
8·1 day agolol. That’s awesome. First I read “targeting their control systems” and I was thinking hackers breaking into OT systems. Then I scroll down to the video. Nope, they’re just torching that shit. Nice.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•The Great Firewall: Massive data leak reveals the inner workings of China's censorship regimeEnglish
2·1 day agoThe articles reads like it’s AI generated, constantly repeating the same points.
I’ve been told ravens can recognize people hold grudges. So I would avoid pissing them off.
I meant to register 7cannibals.com
Wasn’t there an old Reddit thread about eating a door over the course of a year?
One down, 70 million to go.




I would worry they would start clawing at the heated blanket. I’m guessing that would not be good?