nuh-uh! see they’re in line to be extincted

Queue extinction of snails

IIRC there are ways to greatly speed this up by selectively planting certain fast growing trees to attract certain birds that will poop all over your lawn thus planting certain seeds. Basically you skip the first two steps with free bird poop. I think it was an old rail siding in London somewhere… or something like that. They planted a single willow tree that attracted the birds and BOOM head shot habitat.

https://www.rhs.org.uk/shows-events/rhs-urban-show/urban-gardening/guerrilla-gardening

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/sylvia-wilde-a-forest-garden-primer

BuT wHeRe WouLd i PaRk mY cAr?!?!!?

Showering everyday isn’t actually necessary, excluding obvious situations.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/09/26/917019912/in-the-era-of-hygiene-clean-author-makes-the-case-for-showering-less

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20240423-theres-no-need-to-shower-every-day-heres-why

I would look up an actual academic article, but I don’t care that much after being insulted. 🖖

i wonder what sloth skin coffee tastes like