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What if I just melted them into some dubai chocolate and ate it instead? /s

Steam machine while it’s cooling:

Its ok. The corners are sanded down /s

Suckle on his moist appendages.

Every number is now Euler’s number.

I have one of each. One that likes to be near us at all times and one that doesn’t give a shit about us.

I cold brewed tea before. It’s not bad.

Kitchen timers are pretty cheap… Or use your phone.

I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my friend KkOma had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful KR team in League.

“How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate.

We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”

He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Faker? The goat is never washed.”

What if some advanced alien species created our universe just for a gender reveal party? /s

Skill issue.

I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.

I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.

I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.

One of my cats is a weirdo. Ive never seen her in a box ever. She doesn’t care about boxes.

Edit: Here’s the little weirdo herself