If you’re on Gentoo, you need to build them from sources

I have photographic memory but someone left the lens cap on

I think therefore I sits

“Earn my own living” sounds great in this economy!

I looove solving the optimization puzzles instead of actually doing my job :D

“Yes boss, I am working on that feature. Right now I am installing a new plugin that will save me 5 seconds and 14 keypresses!”

Linux users overestimate how tech savvy average person is. They know 5 GNU utils at most