Don’t forget Dolly Parton’s Nine to Five
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13·3 days agoCapitalism.
Reminds me of a fun quote from a paleontology textbook:
“Only two types of animals managed to evolve wings without giving up another pair of limbs: insects and angels.”
I don’t think you know what asylum is.
Sure looks like it.
Get fucked, assholes.
Knowing is half the battle!
1·10 days agoFree buses would absolutely slaughter Uber, and I’m completely here for it.
I understand prefix notation, but you got the order of operations wrong…
Just learned about Readeck the other day. Self-hosted for now, but it sounds like they’re planning to launch a centrally-hosted instance at some point, maybe keep an eye on that.
Friendly reminder to keep your pet micropanther indoors so they don’t devastate the local ecosystem by being a hyperpredator.
31·26 days agoThank you, I couldn’t find it for the life of me.
12·28 days agoI love how the slightly awkward line break in the text makes it sound like Shatner’s speech pattern lol
0·1 month agoIt’s too big and too expensive. Gimme a Maverick EV please!
My favorite (paraphrased):
Attorney: “You are absolutely certain that [victim] is dead?”
Coroner: “Yes.”
Attorney: “Were you there at the time of death?”
Coroner: “No.”
Attorney: “Then how can you be sure they’re dead?”
Coroner: “Well, their brain is sitting in a jar on my desk, but I suppose the rest of them could be out practicing law somewhere.”
1·2 months agowhoosh
1·9 months agoArsTechnica, baby
I know they’re owned by Condé Nast, but they seem to genuinely maintain a good deal of journalistic independence
This sounds like the start of an arms race for “what’s the biggest vehicle we can fit in the bike lane”. Let’s just nip this in the bud, please.