True, it’s not straight… but it sounds like someone is straight up.

This isn’t satire, this is a straight-up roast.

I understand that you might want to run your own JavaScript and not others’ JavaScript, but I had a brief laugh at listing “no JavaScript” and “MOAR JAVASCRIPT” together.

From Oprah.

Okay, more seriously https://youtu.be/ImDj57VeaC0

I have a surprising number of language nerd friends, and my contention that English spelling should be torn down and rebuilt is not popular with them.