translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house in an utterly fucked housing market

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics

because they’re parasites

you know what, it’d be real neat if skeletons were largely assumed to be good because they’re a common result of evil zombies being bathed in purifying divine fire.

A vile necromancer raises your corpse, enslaving you against your will and forcing you to do horrible things (probably murdering your family and shit).
Then a paladin comes along and fucking nukes the flesh off your bones, freeing you from your torment and giving you a second lease of life. Hell yeah you’d join their church.

here’s a version made by a human bean (me) using software that is at least mostly not ruining the world (gimp)

with a popcap gun

hi i want to stay at home with your cat as well, i’ll bring chicken nuggets (mostly for the cat but you can have one)

so yes, bloodletting

people still speak the native language most of the time, sweden isn’t that far behind on amount of people who can speak english (mostly just old people lowering the percentage), and i’m almost certain what’s going to happen is just that our languages incorporate a shitload of english loan words and phrases, like a lite version of taglish in the phillipines

just him gently chanting “bing bing bong” on repeat