

Oooohohohoho that’s a fun feat. That would make the encounter much more interesting
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Oooohohohoho that’s a fun feat. That would make the encounter much more interesting


Damn that’s good, gonna do that too


Every single boss in my campaign is a leveled bard. I’m proving a point by minmaxing the shit out of them, but they are all legal characters. My players are gonna hate it when every boss reveal starts with a Broadway musical. My favorite is a bard with some druid spells, a speed potion, and a couple other secrets making his base speed 120. Add in tree stride, and the party will never know from what direction he will strike. High dex means high ac and a finesse weapon. Get in, strike, get out. Plenty of attacks of opportunity for the players, so it’s not completely cheesing. I could give him a ranged weapon but that tastes like cheese. I want the players to have an actual hard fight with a chance to win. All this, all of it, was because my wife asked me to make a bard boss and I ran with it.
You posted something today.thats a victory. You made people laugh. That’s a victory. You haven’t given up. That’s a victory.
Its an older meme but it checks out.
Basically it’s a joke about how Apollo provides prophecy’s. Most people don’t recognize their seemingly innocent joke as prophecy. Until it actually happens at which point it’s Apollo beaning you in the face with a dodgeball. The dodgeball came from a variation of the meme, and basically became the meme of a statue with a dodgeball. At least I think that’s how it all happened
It’s more like giving me a nice cold drink of water while I drown. Im already drowning I don’t need a drink stop offering me one…
I fucking hate this one. My panic attacks happen when too much is happening and I’m overwhelmed. Naming all that shit just makes it worse for me. It’s overwhelming me even more because now I gotta pay attention to random objects, AND the stuff that is overwhelming me already.
Like I get it helps some people but my personal preference is loud music so I can only focus on the music. Cuts out all that sound and people leave me alone when I’m wearing my headphones.
But honestly just leave me in a dark quiet room and that’ll work almost as well as music.
And this is why my next character is gonna be Steve the fisherman. Been spear fishing his whole life. That’s it. That’s his backstory. He carries a spear.