That tortoise is like “omg! Mom look! I told you I’d fly someday! Look how fast I am!”

It’s true. That media is called “the media”.

The whole machine is designed to influence low information investments, it’s just that that doesn’t stop at stocks.

I genuinely wish this had played out more like Robo-g (Japanese comedy movie).

Same basic situation, but one showed a lot more creativity. ;)

Blue toner evens out coppery colors, so if they had any bleaching done to lighten the non-gray and homogenize their color, the blue toner would even it out.

However, grey hair that has been “opened up” with chemical treatment but has no color of its own to compliment/cover will pick up a blue tint.

Idk why it’s not common anymore; maybe because stylists know better, maybe products are better, or maybe they just use pre-formulated dyes now instead of multi-step.

I mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.

I misread what you wrote. My bad.

I’ve only ever heard that they open it from the nub end rather than the stem end, and growing up I only say people open bananas from the stem end. Idk if that’s changed, I’m certainly not paying attention.

I open bananas from the butt end. It’s much easier. Nothing to do with manual dexterity, you just pinch the very tip where that little gross nub nobody eats is, and it splits right open. No smooshed banana top, no bend-but-not-open.

We are 100% the dumb ones on that.