For a second I was sad because I thought it was an MR2 Spyder based on the tail lights (it’s been a while since I’ve seen one). Thankfully it was just a Corolla.

Glad the guy survived though.

It’s pathetic that they couldn’t refused to offer more than a handful of colors for their “piece of cloth”. And “3D-knitted construction”? Fuck off.

Also, that thing looks like a pickpocket’s wet dream.

Taking the crown from John Edward. South Park should definitely remake that episode.