• rayyy@piefed.social
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    11 days ago

    From behind a huge pile of rubble they hear a faint yell.

    “One Ukrainian soldier is better than 10 Russian soldiers!”

    The Russian colonel laughs, then sends 10 of his soldiers over the pile. After a short battle and the ensuing silence, another yell:

    “Is that all you have?”

    The Russian colonel is annoyed, so he sends 100 of his best fighters over the rubble pile. After a much larger battle, silence ensues. Then he hears:

    “Is that the best you have?”

    The colonel is furious, and sends 1000 of his best soldiers. After a very long battle, a wounded Russian limps back over the rubble towards his battalion and gasps:

    “COLONEL, IT’S A TRAP! THERE’S TWO UKRAINIANS!!”

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      11 days ago

      Ah, I remember when this joke had two Finnish soldiers. Maybe some time in the future there will also be two Belarusian soldiers featured.