I had to look up packers because I didn’t know that was a thing. If it happened to me I think I’d just stare at it confused for a bit, trying to figure out what it was for. “Is that a penis? It is! Is it a dildo? It doesn’t look big enough…” I’d push it under once I realized the person probably wanted it back. Now I know what they are, though, so I’m ready in case it ever happens! “A packer! Lemmy has prepared me for this day!” And I’d confidently push it back ASAP.
Yeah same–I think once I saw it was a dildo my first thought wouldn’t be packer because I didn’t know about them, but that it was a kink thing like how some people might walk around with a plug in one day. So in that case I wouldn’t wanna touch it with my shoe.
Packers aren’t shaped like dildos, though, since their purpose isn’t to penetrate a hole, but to look like a regular crotch bulge. So it’d be obvious it didn’t come from an orifice.
I like to believe that dude was in a rush bc he needed a deuce, so the conclusion to the story was him retrieving his dick and saying back “thanks bro *fffftpthpppppppaaaaabrapppthphff” and the other guy frantically wiping before the stank clouds wafted over
Be like stall guy, a true ally.
I really, really wanna believe I’d do the same.
I had to look up packers because I didn’t know that was a thing. If it happened to me I think I’d just stare at it confused for a bit, trying to figure out what it was for. “Is that a penis? It is! Is it a dildo? It doesn’t look big enough…” I’d push it under once I realized the person probably wanted it back. Now I know what they are, though, so I’m ready in case it ever happens! “A packer! Lemmy has prepared me for this day!” And I’d confidently push it back ASAP.
Yeah same–I think once I saw it was a dildo my first thought wouldn’t be packer because I didn’t know about them, but that it was a kink thing like how some people might walk around with a plug in one day. So in that case I wouldn’t wanna touch it with my shoe.
Packers aren’t shaped like dildos, though, since their purpose isn’t to penetrate a hole, but to look like a regular crotch bulge. So it’d be obvious it didn’t come from an orifice.
Me too, but I know for a fact that my reaction would be more along wtf is even that?
I like to believe that dude was in a rush bc he needed a deuce, so the conclusion to the story was him retrieving his dick and saying back “thanks bro *fffftpthpppppppaaaaabrapppthphff” and the other guy frantically wiping before the stank clouds wafted over
Would have, but would have also been unable not to start humming this.
It is right and just.
It’s only gay if you grab it with your hands! Nudging a bro’s dick with your feet is completely normal!