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When I’m having a medical emergency at home, my first step is always to get into my car and drive at least 5 miles away.
You fool, driving your own car. You need to drive the car of someone unrelated to you.
Pretty sure the advice here is to just go anonymously suicide by cop. When you do that in GTA you wake up fully healed outside the hospital. Must work IRL too
I had to think about this for an embarrassingly long time before I realise this was America and they don’t have the NHS. In the UK you should absolutely provide your identity to the hospital, so it can go on your medical record.
In case people are missing the joke the reason is so that they can’t find you to bill you.
This doesn’t actually work quite like this, but it’s a funny joke none the less.
Especially if you’ve been to that hospital before. And if you have any medical records anywhere.
If you have medical records, do they keep a DNA record of you?
If you don’t keep a record of yourself and don’t have any ID on yourself when you call, if you don’t give a name can they match your DNA or something?
Theoretically this is possible to do if you’ve avoided any documentation your entire life, or more likely, the hospital staff just dont care enough and forget to find out who you really are before letting you leave.
But realistically the hospital is going to have the cops come in and do a background check on you before even letting you get further care after lifesaving measures. And if you dont give up your information then your most likely getting ICE called on your ass…
