The very rare -solicited- dick pic. Dude should be flattered.
Not sure if it’s consensual if the requester was high as a kite, though
With only text available I’m not sure there would be a way for the sender to assess that.
Sure the spelling is off, but unless they know OP’s schedule
my play would to be to send a picture of Dick Cheney and say this will have to do until they sober up and we can talk :)
I don’t know why but “helpo” cracks me up.
The worst Marx brother.
I see your dick pic and raise. A dick and pussy pic:

It being salvageable is entirely dependent on if he sent a dick pic.
I mean… it can save a life!!!

Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.
whackajab
Salvageable? This is cute af
But did this work? Asking for, uh, a friend.
The comments are assuming the recipient is interested. Imagine getting this from someone you find repulsive.









