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Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Identity Theft doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
Straight female astronaut drove 900 miles to confront her rival.
https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky
Yeah but she wasn’t in space just had a space diaper.
Distinction without a difference. If you’re wearing the space diaper you’re basically experiencing everything there is to experience about space.
Jane Fonda has entered the chat…
There’s also an astronaut currently in jail for, I think, manslaughter? Killed someone while drunk driving? Question mark?
No, it wasn’t Mark actually.
But what does he know? did he see anything?
Man, if you get run over by a rocket, even if the drivwr is drunk, I feel like its your own damn fault. Those suckers are huge.
Is ISS network traffic monitored? Because if it is, this was a really dumb crime.
To my understanding, she wasn’t determined to have actually committed it, just was accused
Yup:
The claims were later found to be false, and McClain was cleared.[28] On April 7, 2020, Worden was indicted on two charges of making false statements.
So the person who’s identity was stolen blamed someone who was literally in space at the time? LOL
